Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Every day you see crazy studies popping out from different so called "expert" institutions. One day you see that mobile usage can cause brain tumour and in the next month you hear that it is not brain tumour but tongue cancer!  Never, I repeat, never believe in any of these studies. Most of these are done on a ridiculously small test data that you should be a perfect idiot to believe in them.

Now the latest in these studies is this one on sex and virginity. According to researchers in Columbia university, people who start sex at a later age appear to have more sexual health problems! According to them, people who started sex at 22 or later had difficulty in erection and orgasm!

Now here is the catch!  It is not possible to determine cause-and-effect from the survey data, according to the researchers. Why? Young men with sexual problems may start having intercourse at a later stage, contributing to the link between sexual debut and sexual problems!  Ha ha, really nice touch there!

Here is a counter proof I can offer. The guys at Columbia university used a sample data of 8000 US adults. In my counter proof, I will use a sample data of 1200 million Indian adults! In India, a significant majority of population engage in sex over 25 years of age. But we have the highest fertility rate and our population is exploding! Now eat that!

According to a survey conducted by UKTV Gold, following are the top 10 ridiculous laws still applicable in UK!

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen’s image upside-down

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned

5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Check out this funny video below. In this, Miss South Carolina 2007 is answering the simple question - “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

This clearly proves that beauty and brains won’t go together I am still wondering where Iraq came into all this!

This shows what makeup and photoshop can achieve in the advertising industry. It is also a lesson in why you shouldn’t fall for the ad girl

No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted! This is called dove evolution.

Somebody decided to respond with Slob evolution! Enjoy!

Here is a very funny example of advertising wars using hoardings. This one is from Mumbai, India. The top most hoarding (in hindi) says - “Please stop hoarding wars or else planes will crash on the hoardings!”

Check out the following hilarious video in which Osho explores the various aspects of the word “f_ck”. You may not give a “f_ck” about his movement, but this video is worth your time!

“one of the most interesting words in English is the word “f_ck”. It is a magical word…”

Well, this cat sure looks lazy and fat

Domains are extremely cheap these days. So as a domain registrator, it is difficult to make some nice cash. But if you adopt the following technique, you might be able to make a good amount of money with minimum effort and time.

1. Find domains with non-working/incorrect email addresses that are registered with you.
2. Shortlist valuable domains from the above list. Look at the traffic, links and domain name value.
3. Ask your relative/friend to backorder the domain.
4. Send mails to the wrong/incorrect email asking the domain owner to correct his email address(!)
5. After 8 weeks, delete the original registration and transfer the domain to your friend/relative.
6. Profit!!!

Here is a funny Javascript hack I across in digg.

1. Open any Website which contains images. Google image search or a Flickr page is best.

2. In the Address bar, replace URL with the following text.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval(’A()’,5); void(0);

3. Click on Go!

Don’t get scared if things looks pretty scary This basically rotates all the images in the current Webpage.

Funny interpretation of internet, net neutrality act and the ban on online gambling.

With online gambling people can do it in bathrooms!

Windows Vista or iPhone ?

Funny expression she got there

Head Honcho Michael is out of town right now, so apparently ANONYMOUS LAZY HAPPY DREAMHOST EMPLOYEE thought it’d be fine to sneak in a little nap on his office couch. And it would have been fine, if he could have only kept his pants on.

Dreamhost guys, This is not fair! Giving your employees too much work and then posting their ‘compromising’ photo is not fair at all..

Conan O’Brien’s late night show explores some of iPhone’s less known features such as bottle opener, mouse trap, hand grenade, etc. etc… Funny they didn’t mention that it had a phone - No, they did mention it

Very funny

Well, in Cambodia upto 6 is not a problem

Anyone who has traveled in Southeast Asia knows that the motorbike is a form of ‘mass transit’….it is not uncommon to see three or four on a bike; sometimes five, as in the image below…..I kept wondering if I would be able to see six on a bike….finally in Phnom Penh I saw them coming and was appropriately acknowledged as the tourist I was by the young man in front….

Pretty scary!